Fics like Superman is not ideal husband material

The League thinks Batman and Superman are together. This is wrong for a multitude of reasons. Though most of the League believes that Superbat is canon, there is one member in particular who is one hundred percent certain that Batman and Superman are not together. This is because that member is in fact Batman’s husband. Hal Jordan (aka Green Lantern) has been married to Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) for five years and counting. Clark Kent (aka Superman) was Bruce’s best man at the wedding. There isn’t much else to say other than the fact that Batman is not married or dating or otherwise in a romantic relationship involving Superman. The League doesn’t take the memo until far too late.

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