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If he’s being honest, the second he decided he wasn’t going to go to the ER, he knew he’d be calling Wade. He’s done disgusting favors for Wade before, like collecting his scattered body parts and putting them back together. He’s reached his fingers into various cavities in Wade’s body to remove shrapnel and bullets and glass and all manner of things so that Wade wouldn’t have to heal around it. And, really, digging through your friend’s blood and guts is more disgusting than digging through their ass, right? If anything, Wade owes him this. Or: Peter gets a vibrator stuck in his ass. He calls Wade to help him get it out.

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