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“You’re pulling my leg,” Astarion gripes, his voice obnoxiously shrill even to his own pointy ears. “No one would believe in a— a soul goose—” “The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement,” Lae’zel corrects slowly, as though she’s talking to a particularly slow child and not just repeating something she’s only just heard not five minutes ago. Fortunately for Astarion, the Soulmate Goose of Enforcement doesn't care if he's a believer or not.

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