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Hermes hasn’t quite embraced Gerry like some people have (okay, one person — an unusual one, named Percy Jackson), so naturally, this middle-aged look just isn’t doing it for him. Everything is going smoothly — right up until the Mist fails. ...That’s a problem, even for the God of Problem-Solving (is that one of his siblings’ domains? Probably. Which explains exactly why Hermes has it now. Especially if it was Apollo’s). Hermes has to think fast (not a problem), act faster (still easy), and outrun the consequences (seriously, that's literally his job title). Join him on his journey to traumatize Jorge Rivera-Herrans, while Percy Jackson continues to be perfection personified, enjoying his exceptional sense of humor and finding his relentless need to be a little bother (typo intended) to Apollo to be peak comedy. Featuring: - Always-A-Girl!Percy/Apollo (if that’s not to your taste, consider this your warning!) - Hermes’s (read with sarcasm) not-at-all confusing relationship with Percy and his (don't read with sarcasm) not-at-all confusing relationship with Peitho. - The gods' grossly misplaced sense of priorities. For those with religious trauma, please see the notes.

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