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Sally and Bruce go on a blind date. Both are smitten. Their kids are less impressed. Written for the DC Rarepair Week, Day 1: Single and Ready to Mingle speed dating | blind date | fake dating ~~~ “So we’re agreed, right?” Percy asked. “Bruce Wayne’s definitely a monster.” “Or a god in disguise,” Hazel volunteered. “Or a god in disguise,” Percy agreed. He slumped against the table. “Now how do I tell Mom?” “We just worry, B.” Dick leaned against the banister. “I’ve seen you get your heart broken too many times, you know? You have a habit of dating…” “Supervillains,” Tim finished. “I was just going to say terrible people, but that works,” Babs agreed. “Except Selina, we love Selina."

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