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“Shut the fuck up, Theo.” Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. “You’re worse than my mother.” “Well, I did kind of raise you,” Theo retorted, smugly. “Oh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didn’t?” “Which one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,” Theo countered, pointedly eying Harry’s hand resting on his knee, “and which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommate’s arse in her new pajama shorts?” Hermione froze. Harry coughed Malfoy glowered. Theo, of course, smirked.

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