Fics like Running Through The Halls of Your Haunted Home

“I’ve been watching you for a while”—he orders a drink just by making weird hand gestures at the bartender, though it might’ve been a simple go away—“Your videos with the other two. Aphrodite introduced me to it and I found it interesting, thought I’d do myself a favor and meet my idol.” It’s no surprise he’d know which state to go in, Achilles is practically the face of Illinois and a few others he doesn’t pay attention to, but how the hell did he know where to find his specific location? He barely hangs around the club enough for people to call it his regular spot. “If you’re trying to woo me, you’re terrible at it and I’m not open for suitors at the moment.” “So I see.” Poseidon looks around the room in not-so-subtle disgust. “But I’m one of the biggest celebrities, love, I can get anyone I want.” ------- Patroclus, much to his dismay, tries to move on from his childhood love by dating movie star Poseidon.

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