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Fuckity fuck of a fucklord he is, his galaxy brain suddenly provided him with all the times Spidey’s stomach rumbled constantly or how happy he smiled when Wade gave him his leftovers or more of their shared pepperoni pizza. Holy chimichanga, while Wade was hungry for something hugely different, LIKE very very different… stop drifting, you product of a bad drunk decision. Where have we been? Yeah, okay. So, Spidey is starving. No shit, Sherlock. And with his 101 combination skills regarding the pay situation, Spidey is broke AND starving.

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