Fics like Day 180 since Matthias moved in...

Based on this tumblr post: No one has noticed that I am not in the polycule. I have been dish martyr for 6 months now and my place in the house is all but solidified. I pay no bills, I have no rent to speak of; my only fear is that soon someone will ask “who are you dating?” and my palace will collapse on my head. Day 180 since Craig moved in. He clearly thinks he’s dating one of us, but we can’t figure out who. It’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at Inquisition has led nowhere. We would kick him out, but he’s been doing the dishes for us. We’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. If all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. This house of cards is delicate but necessary. And my immediate response to reading this was “...................this is so Matthias-core” so here this is :)

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