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Jaxton prattles on, oblivious. “And instead you want to, what? Read some dumb poetry some dumb chick wrote, like, a hundred years ago? Hang out with your weird, shrimpy roommate?” Jason has to take a deep breath, trying to center himself. Jaxton’s an idiot. He’s too stupid for Jason to waste time fighting him. “First of all, don’t call Tim shrimpy.” “You call me shrimpy literally every day,” Tim mutters. “That’s different,” Jason says, without looking back. “Second of all, the knee brace makes extended athletics a little difficult. And third of all, dumb chick? What the fuck is wrong with you?” “Am I wrong?” Jaxton says. “Yes,” Jason says, throwing a hand out wildly. “Yes, obviously you’re fucking—do you even understand—the impact of sonnet 43 alone—" “Oh my God,” one of the guys says, less quietly than he thinks. “This guy’s a freak.” *** Jason gets into a fistfight over literature. As one does.

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