Fics like Major League Pain in the Butt

Dan: “Two minutes after she walks through that door, she’s gonna say: Dan, you know what your problem is? Dan, you know what your problem is?” Roseanne: “Oh, don’t start!” Dan: “I hear that one more time, I’m gonna tie her to that chair and make her watch fifteen years of our home movies!” Missing Scene for Language Lessons. Jackie is driving Dan nuts. He makes good on a silly threat.

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