Fics like the unpredictable feelings of a walnut

Oh, it makes her sick. Seeing her roommate bringing girls to their apartment; defiling them in their couch; stripping them off their sanity in the middle of the night, and ruining any possibility Agatha has of concentrating and acting like a decent human being — because of course she's in her right to be fucking pissed after walking into these scenarios one too many times. She's in her right to want to puke all over those bimbos for wearing Rio's shirts and thinking they'd come back for a second time, or stay for breakfast because- Well, fuck. Is this homophobia? Is this how homophobic people think? Or Homophobia and crushes are completely interchangeable. Practically synonyms. People often mistake one for the other, right? No harm done — just an emotionally constipated walnut and their astronomical lesbian roommate surviving out of lesbianism.

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