Fics like That’s What You’re Going With?

“Seriously?” Danny deadpanned, craning his neck to get a better look at the machinery. “That’s what you’re going with?” The villain, a mid-tier inventor type with a shiny metal exosuit and an ego to match, stopped mid-monologue. “Excuse me?” Danny sighed, shifting uncomfortably in his bindings. “The containment field is way too unstable. I can feel the interference from here. And the capacitor over there? It’s misaligned. If you actually fired that thing, it’d blow up in your face. Assuming you could even get it to power up, which you can’t, because your wiring’s a mess. The targeting system? It’s way off. I bet you couldn’t hit me if I was standing still. And the coolant system—wait, do you have a coolant system? Because that thing’s about five seconds from overheating.” Or, I fucking died trying to make the engineering make sense. [Inspired by this tumbr post.]

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