Fics like merry christmas (i think i'll miss this one this year)

“Are you new in town?” The woman blinks, caught off guard. “Is that- is that a line, or…” “I mean, it’s a small town grocery store.” Rio cringes, because her big gay mouth needs to know when to shut up sometimes. “I know everybody here. I’ve made out with half the people who work the register.” Shut up, shut up, shut up stop talking- “I haven’t made out with you, though.” The woman-stranger’s jaw drops open like a fish, then snaps closed as a self-satisfied smirk spreads over her features. “No, but you’re doing a bang-up job trying to get us there.” or: rio's home for christmas and accidentally flirts too hard with a woman in the grocery store. it only gets worse from there.

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