Fics like Emergency Protocols

One of his cybernetic limbs fires and a yelp rings out. Mortimer’s gaze trails over to see Morty’s Rick, about fifty or so feet back, looking nervous. A laser burn has been painted in the wall next to him, as are two others nearby. Clearly not his first attempt to get closer. Emergency protocols are still working then. …Wait. Mortimer double takes. His emergency protocol is one of the few untouched parts he has left. A quick diagnosis report, albeit a tad slower than normal, reveals that it hasn’t been tampered with or has any known glitches. It’s doing its job: protecting him from threats like Rick C-137 while his body is severely injured and unable to protect itself. Which begs the question for why Morty C-137 is right next to him, completely untouched and unthreatened. (If Evil Morty ever takes a genuinely bad hit, he has backup protocols to protect him while he’s down, keeping threats away while he recovers. For some reason, said protocols do not perceive Morty C-137 as a threat.)

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