Fics like Monopoly Money
“I wanted to make sure the clinics were being run ethically. And clearly I was right to worry. Gods, every time I think I’m being too hard on America, I find shit like this. Why, for the love of handguns and hamburgers, would they squander magical healing on things we already have perfectly good medical solutions for? Why not just give people fucking medicine?” “That’s not fair,” she said, sardonically. “How would insurance executives be able to afford their yachts if they let poor people have healthcare? What’s more important? A private jet, or a few thousand lives?” “Gods, this is infuriating. You know how we would handle things like this back on my other world?” “You mean back on the murder planet where people murder each other all the time whenever they can and get away with it because murder is considered an acceptable means of solving problems? No, Jason, I have no idea. How would you handle things like this on Murder World?”
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