Fics like Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support
When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail. When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that. Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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