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“I don’t have sex.” Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?” “Since the inception of life itself.” “And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?” “I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.” * Or, Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.

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