Fics like Chainsaw Man

“Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -” “Right.” “- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.” Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.” Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks. Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.” Suguru blanches. “He what?” Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.

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