Fics like Mu Qing's Dating Guide

Mu Qing’s Dating Guide for Idiots: 1. Breathe. Inhale, exhale. If you pass out, I will never let you will never live it down. 2. White daisies, not roses. 3. Cozy restaurants, nothing too loud. 4. Jasmine tea, like the kind at home. Remember to sip, don’t be that moron who burns their fucking mouth. 5. Talk about your students. You relax when you talk about those little brats. It’s cute. 6. Ask about their art. Obviously. 7. Gummy worms for when you inevitably blow it. 8. Oh and the word is “hello”, dumbass. OR: Long time yearning victim, Feng Xin, takes up Mu Qing's offer to help him date. It goes about as poorly as Mu Qing believed it would.

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