Fics like Heavy Shield Down

Coworker at my EMS job saw me reading a Warhammer novel (Eisenhorn Omnibus) and loudly complained that he hated women entering fandoms because all they do, and I quote, is "shIt up the fandom with re****ed fanfic". Friends, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. Pretentious song lyric title? Check. Ridiculous premise? Check. Fairly weak canon knowledge bound to drive the neckbeards crazy? Check and check. Here we f***ing go.

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