Fics like 138 lbs, for the metrically challenged

“Hey, babe?” Ah, there it is. “Yes?” Armand asks, chin still rested in his hand, still idly scrolling the results on eBay; he does so love to play along. Daniel strolls into the parlour, their bathroom scale in his hands, a sharp gleam in his eyes. He sets the scale down in the middle of the room. Armand looks at Daniel, then down at the scale, then back at Daniel again. “O-kay…” he says, in his best imitation of Daniel yet, if he says so himself; Daniel’s grin is a clear stamp of approval. “Yeah, come over here, I wanna see something.” Or: there is exactly zero way a beanpole like Armand weighed a measly 62.5 kilograms a day in his adult life.

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