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In Crowley’s opinion, demonic summonings are a necessary evil. The Satanic nuns can’t exactly ring down to Hell’s call routing office when they need to get in touch, so an occasional bit of summoning is the best compromise for both sides. Of course, Crowley finds he has significantly less patience for the practice when the person doing the summoning isn’t actually a Satanic nun and doesn’t actually know how to end the blasted summoning afterwards. No demon would ever have signed off on the practice if it didn’t have an end, which very much ought to include getting to switch out of his demonic shape and go back to having hands. He liked having hands. A story in which Aziraphale’s already unappealing bookshop becomes even more unappealing with the addition of a cranky snake. Banter ensues.

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