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“It’s just not….inviting,” James said gently, a pained look on his face. Barty eyed the screen, reading over his profile for the tenth time that day. Barty Crouch, 21 “If you won’t fuck me, your mom probably will.” Likes: piercings, tattoos, and horror movies Ask me about: My daddy issues “Seems fine to me,” he shrugged. “I mean…you said to be myself, right? Now, let’s see what idiots are on this Godforsaken app."

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