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When Tim’s parents start working with Lex Luthor, there’s only one thing to do. -- “Alright,” Steph said, after she’d tried and failed to suffocate Tim with his own pillow for taking her phone. “So what’s the next step of the plan, then? Does Superman have his own hotline? Do we just go to Metropolis and yell about it a lot?” That might work, actually, but it would create a lot of opportunities for Luthor to know what Tim had done. Which would create a lot of opportunities for Tim’s dad to know what Tim had done, and for Tim to get disappeared by goons and drowned in the harbor, or sent to a reform school without any computer science classes, or something. “Metropolis yes,” Tim said, “yelling no.”

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