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But the neckline hung open, and as others trickled in for the meeting, Legolas couldn't look away from Lord Elrond's collarbone, couldn't stop himself from staring at how the fabric draped and gaped, exposing pale skin and dark hair that clearly travelled downwards. Legolas had never seen body hair on an elf, couldn't push down the sudden and inexplicably intense desire to touch. The oblivious lord shook his hand over the map he was drawing on to dispel a cramp and the movement dislodged a sleeve, giving Legolas a glimpse of forearm — which also had a soft smattering of down. Fuck. _________ Or: Elves don't normally have body hair. Elrond does. Legolas, in Imladris to report on Gollum's escape, catches a glimpse and cannot get it out of his mind. A sex comedy set in Imladris, featuring everyone's favourite bratty wood elf with an inability to ever keep his mouth shut, and an elf lord who just wants to get his rocks off, thank you very much.

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