Fics like quarter life crisis

Speedrunning Jake’s Quarter Life Crisis Step 1. Get drunk and throw up on Jay Step 1.5. Throw up on Sunghoon next, see how he likes it (stricken from the record) Step 2. Become a useless stoner like my Yodas Step 2.5. Never ever refer to Sunghoon and Jay as your Yodas ever again Step 3. Go to a party that isn’t taking place approximately five feet from your bedroom door Step 4. Get laid!! Step 5. Realize that none of this actually matters or is any metric of how fulfilled you’ll feel in life (stricken from the record) (Too depressing! No psychoanalyzing! Party time!!)

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