Fics like The Cat Distrubuition System is Real and His Name is Robin

“So when you said on the coms Redhood was injured-“ “Yes Richard, wounded and in need of emergency aid.” Damian sniffed indignantly. “I just assumed you meant Jason.” “Obviously you assumed wrong- but I do not see how this possibly lessens the emergency- we must reach a medical professional immediately.” Damian glowers up at Dick with a vicious expression. Cradled in his arms was a pudgy-looking calico cat with one bloodied paw. As if sensing Dicks hesitation it mewed pitifully. Dick groaned as he got out his grapple gun. “Fine- but when he gets back you’re explaining the situation to Batman yourself.” “Obviously, being there herself, she is already aware.” Dick paused while reaching out for the cat and his jaw dropped- “What?” Inspired by the bodega cats of TikTok, Damian Wayne becomes ingrained in the shop cat culture of Gotham. Or Damian Wayne is Gotham’s cat distribution system.

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