Fics like Babysitter? I Hardly Know Him

KARKAT: HEARD YOU ELECTROCUTED YOUR LAST BABYSITTER PRETTY BADLY. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET HE DESERVED IT, HUH? DIRK: He did. Dirk smiles, a good sign that he might actually get along with this sitter. His older brother can't help but laugh quietly, shaking his head at the way Dirk so readily agrees to committing assault with no guilt whatsoever. But Dave needs to be the responsible adult here. DAVE: no dirk, in this house we dont injure people even if they “kind of deserve it” DIRK: Too late. Dave (38) is basically a single dad, raising his little brother Dirk (10) on his own for the last ten years. Now Dave's lonely and dating again, so Karkat (21) has taken up babysitting for him. Dave and Karkat both think they're out of each other's league. Dave goes on increasingly horrible dates. Quadrant shenanigans ensue. Dave ♥︎ Karkat Terezi ♠ Gamzee Karkat ♦ Gamzee Kankri ? Cronus Terezi ♦ Vriska

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