Fics like ‘The New Quartermaster Is Sketchy’

“006, you ought to know better than to sneak up on someone holding a gun.” “Gun parts.” 006 pointed out, “You have gun parts.” Before Q could rationally think his actions through, he had reassembled the gun and had it loaded in a blink. It was loaded, aimed and ready to fire– even taking the few centimetres it leaned to the left in account. “You seem to keep forgetting I am the one to have built the weapon you are here to return to TSS. Personally.” Q lowered the gun and dismantled it just as easily as he had before, laying out the pieces on a tray and picking it up. He had to push past 006 who was still standing in the doorway, his eyes following Q as he moved to carry the tray back to the main workshop area. “Well? What are you waiting for? I don’t have all night.” Q leaned on the workbench, peering at 006 sharply. A look of amusement broke through 006’s otherwise stern facade. “Marry me.” Pausing, Q blinked. “Did you just… Did you just proposition to your superior officer?” 006 nodded, grinning brightly. “Drop your mission gear onto the workbench and get out of my Branch.” Q ordered, “Before I change my mind and shoot you.”

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