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Jason blinked, then screamed. The hood was down and they were near the road, and with the streetlights there was no way Batman hadn't seen it. And if he had, he knew what it was. The monster hunter had found another monster. "Leave me, please, I'm sorry, leave me alone!" Batman said something. Jason only heard the words "blood" and "death." He was done for. He couldn't breathe. Dying really hurt. *** Alfred looked at the boy, then at Bruce. "Again?" "I'm not adopting him!" Bruce protested. "He was bleeding! And he stole my tires. I couldn't find his mother." "You kidnapped a new sibling?" Dick looked out. He saw the Pooka and ran toward Bruce. "You're exuding a lot of... protection, B." *** Or, like in every universe, Jason steals the tires of the Batmobile, but in this universe, the tires have their revenge. Dick doesn't quite understand what's going on, but this little Pooka is adorable and needs to see The Greatest Showman. It'll work. The universe hit Bruce too hard. This is not a metaphor. Please, Jason, put that bar down.

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