Fics like a good servant shall lay eggs

"Kind of scrawny, aren't you?" Ajaw says suddenly, scrutinising Kinich from head to toe. "No wonder you don't have any children." Kinich, who considers himself used to all the nonsense that falls from Ajaw's dragon mouth, is taken aback. "How are those two things remotely related?"—and then instantly wishes he didn't ask. Ajaw slaps Kinich's belly with a phlogiston paw. "Look at this!" he cries. "It's all concave! You can't hold any eggs in here. And this," he adds, zipping to Kinich's arm and holding it aloft. "There's no meat, you've got sticks for limbs, tch! You can't feed any children like this." Kinich feels as if his mind ran to catch up, but then tripped and fell into a giant hole of Wait what did he say!? "Eggs," he repeats. "Children." "Don't even think about having mine." Ajaw sniffs disdainfully.

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