Fics like thick thighs and pornstache rides

“Absolutely not,” his voice sounds strangled even to his own ears. He’s getting increasingly desperate, pressing his knees together and cursing that depraved, horny side of himself for being so into the pornstache laid across Alex’s upper lip. This won’t do at all. “Go upstairs and shave it off.” “Shan’t,” Alex tells him, pulling his t-shirt over his head, biceps flexing. “We’re running late, and you said you wanted a cream pie before they run out … or, was it a cream bu-”

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