Fics like the eigth wonder of the world (you)

Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent, who he knows is Superman, and decides to mess with him as a way to see how long it will take him to piece together that the billionarie airhead playboy from Gotham is, in fact, the Knight of Darkness; Batman. If he's going to reveal himself, he's gonna have some fun first. Meanwhile, Superman, Clark Kent, Kal-El, whatever have you is very confused. Bruce Wayne is coming onto him whether he's in suit or not, and... he can't possibly know, right? But Batman is stoic as every, even if he is convincing him to, "Give it a try, Kal. If the date goes bad, freeze him." The Justice League gets convinced that Batman is dating someone in Gotham (when he really wants to date the Man of Steel), unaware he's calling home to his... however many kids that the man actually has. Shenanagins, introductions of all Robins and Gotahm vigilantes enuse, Green Lantern swears he sees Batman smile, but nobody believes him, and Clark falls deeper in love with both of Bruce Wayne's sides, and even the little hidden part he keeps to himself, too. He can't believe this is happeneing to him.

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