Fics like the way to a man's heart

"See, the chef - who happens to be my older brother, this entire business is family-run as you can see - might have seen you two coming in and he might have decided that you’re kind of his type. I mean, knowing him, you’re definitely his type, and he really thought you deserved a nicer dinner than, uh, Caesar salad. So he took that into his hands, I suppose. And before you start assuming what anyone with some sense might, I can totally guarantee that my brother is in fact not a creep. I mean, he told me to just be diplomatic about this and to not tell you about his little crush, but he can be an idiot when he wants to, so. He also happens to be the nicest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of running into - seriously, I swear to God that when he was in kindergarten everyone was horribly sad when he eventually had to move on to elementary school because he’d get bullies off the back of every other kid who had some. It’s our mom’s favorite Christmas story, really. And I’m sure he really hopes you enjoy your dinner, so I’ll leave you to it.” Or: in which Theon hadn't thought going out for dinner with his sister would turn into the frankly gorgeous chef hitting on him through some quite great food.

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