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“Holy shit,” Damian blurts out, incredulous, just as the typing in the background, abruptly, stops. Jon closes his eyes, and mushes his forehead further into the telephone box. Dammit. He’d found the arrest documentation then. “Look,” he begins. “You got busted in the Iceberg Casino raid?” “It was a deep cover mission—” “You were gambling? You. Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes Teen-Role-Model Jonathan Kent.” -- Or: in which Jon gets arrested, steals Kon's jacket, and becomes one with a garbage truck (not necessarily in that order)

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