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“Oh no,” Tim deadpans, looking straight at the camera. “I’ve been kidnapped. Whatever shall I do.” Tim wants to ditch the quarterly WE board meeting. Jason wants cash. There is a painfully obvious solution here. Or; Jason kidnaps Tim for ransom whenever it's convenient. Bruce just wishes they’d both ask him for things normally, like regular people.

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