Fics like The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry

Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic? There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns). So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul. But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident). Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul. And he comes out with an assassin son. So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together. Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera* "J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"

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