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“Just- shut up already,” the Soldier growled, flipping to a page somewhere in the middle of the packet and looking back up at the Death Ray™. He frowned at it, then looked back at the page. Steve strained his neck enough to see a black and white drawing detailing the various parts of the equipment. “Shit,” the Soldier swore. “The fuck is wrong with this thing?” “Oh,” Steve said, looking back up at the Death Ray™. “Uh, did you check the fuses?” or The one where Steve is an international spy, The Soldier, his latest nemesis, is attempting to kill him, and things work out surprisingly well for both parties. (Inspired by the music video for Miike Snow's "Genghis Khan.")

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