Fics like stoned off you (now i'm stone cold sober)

Barty Crouch Jr. is pretty sure he could go his whole life without finding love. Who needs it? He has Regulus, Dorcas, Pandora. He has a steady job, even if it is boring as fuck. He finally has a body he can stand looking at in the mirror. One thing he absolutely cannot go without is consistent and reliable access to weed. Enter: Barty's new dealer, Evan Rosier aka Rosie, aka the man who has got Barty down bad. - Or, the five times Barty thought Evan was pretty, and the one time he finally says it.

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