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“Look, don't overcomplicate this, okay?!” Adam yells to the crowd of Exorcists. “Take Eve to the fake hunting ground. The arcades, the museums, the parks. The fucking hair salon. Do - er, mother-daughter things! But whatever you do-” His face twists. “Do not tell her about the Exterminations or your actual job description under any circumstances. Are we clear?” Everyone nods, some more eagerly than others. “ALRIGHT, BITCHES!” He boosts the morale, holding up a fist with purpose. "LET’S KICK DEPRESSION IN THE NUTS!” ... In which Adam has never failed at anything in his life, ever, and wants to continue that streak once his long lost wife shows up. That means being a top military general and A-plus husband at the same time. They're all in for a surprise. Adam vs Depression, who would win? Oh, and the Exterminations are an issue, too.

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