Fics like You Gonna Fuck or Fight? (Or a Secret Third Thing: Fall In Love)

“I am not domesticated!” Logan shouts, and Wade snaps back, “That’s for sure!” and then Althea yells from her bedroom, muffled by the closed door but still understandable, “Would you two stop flirting?! I’m trying to sleep!” “Shut up yourself, Al,” Wade yells back. “We are fighting, not flirting.” But then Wade gives Logan a shrewd look, like he sees through all his bullshit and steps closer to say, soft and seductive, “Or am I wrong? Is fighting what turns you on, peanut?” Like the fucking asshole doesn’t already know the answer to that.

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