Fics like mistakes made (lessons learned)

“Colonel Mustang, sir,” an unfamiliar male voice trickled through the speaker, and Roy stifled a yawn, running a hand through his mussed hair. “I apologise for disturbing you at such a late hour. I’m Officer Müller, Military Police at West Station-” He perked up, frowning off into the dimly lit street beyond his living room window. “-I’m calling because at 02:00 hours, my colleagues took a young boy into custody who claims to be the Fullmetal Alchemist.” Ah. Roy closed his eyes and raised a hand to rub at the increasingly tender spot between his brows, where a headache was manifesting at alarming speeds. Of course. Of course. “What’d he do?” he asked, his usual cool and collected tone crumbling under sudden exhaustion. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line, before the man spoke up again. “He was arrested for public intoxication and disturbance of peace, sir.” He blinked, feeling like he’d taken a blow to the nose. “He what?” Roy hissed out between his teeth, his grip on the receiver tightening until the wood creaked in complaint. - Ed gets drunk. Roy and Riza have to deal with the aftermath, mostly against their will!

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