Fics like How Many XL Meat Lovers Can I Order Before Stuff Gets Gay? (23M)

TG: i went up to the counter last week, right? TG: per my usual tradition, i ordered an xl meat lovers pizza, cause its the best fucking one of course TG: but then, when i order my fucking xl limp wristed sausage sucker TG: the guy taking my order gave me this fucking resentful, repented, lustful look TG: naturally i turn red as the goddamn tomato sauce TG: idk man… TG: something about the way his red eyes looked up and down made me feel a little funny (Or, Dave has a sexuality crisis over a pizza, and horny shenanigans ensue)

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