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“C’mon,” Hound says, knocking his shoulder into Fox’s with a force that makes Fox stumble. “You gotta admit, it’s pretty funny.” “It’d be funnier if we didn’t have to investigate fucking bird murder now,” Fox mutters. He can’t believe he chugged his caf for this. The burn on his tongue still stings. “Burder,” Hound says under his breath. Then, “Wait. You’re not really going to investigate it, are you?” Fox stops. Hound does, too, shifting his weight, uneasy, like he senses he’s stepped into a trap. “Of course I’m going to fucking investigate it. It’s my job.” “But. It’s a duck.” “Wrong. It’s the Chancellor’s duck. And that makes it our problem.” “Our?” Hound asks weakly.

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