Fics like mitte auxilium, amicus meus est insanus

"What's CBT?" God isn't real, clearly, because not even the cruelest deity would let this bastard live. You contemplate putting pencil shavings under your eyelids; maybe your agonized screaming will drive him away? "... Cognitive behavioral therapy. Please leave me alone." "Nah." The parasite grins. "Also, pretty sure you're wrong." OR You and your friend have a lovely chat while you contemplate amicide.

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