Fics like hold me (just like the morning paper)

“Sir, is there someone else in there?” Batman met Joker’s panicked gaze—it’s not like they hadn’t expected something like this to happen eventually, but they had precautions in place—Like the bat-alarm! Why hadn’t his bat-alarm gone off, waking them up in time for the Joker to leave before dawn? Cursing the unreliability of his technology, Batman channeled his inner darkness and composed himself enough to respond. “Uh. no.” He called dumbly, the Joker cursing quietly as he smacked his palm against his forehead. “Then why are you in the guest bedroom, sir?” Alternatively, after Alfred notices the Joker sneaking around the manor, Batman struggles with how to tell his family about their little... arrangement.

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