Fics like Two Birds and a Mentally Deranged Clown Walk Into a Bar

Most overlook the batcomputer and its unique standing amongst Batman's other tools in his campaign against crime. Despite his rampant (and often ostensible) dislike of anything Super, Bruce managed to miss just how super his computer is. With 16 terabytes of immaculately cataloged and sorted documents, crime scene photos, mission directories, comm logs, and more, the Batcomputer amounts to the Great Library of Alexandria (or of the Batcave, moreso) Therefore, the question must be begged as to how, the fuck, among 1.04 million document pages did Jason manage to stumble on the one little folder tucked away labeled “Joker_Jr_12/12” with a single report and 10 images? OR: Tim, Bruce, and Barbra completely covered up anything related to Joker Junior and believed the file detailing the incident to have been lost in the batcomputer’s expansive catalog. Unfortunately for Tim, however, it’s not as buried as they’d thought. And like the title says, two birds and a mentally deranged clown walk into a bar…

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