Fics like We're at an Impasse Here; Maybe We Should Compromise

"You cannot murder anyone," says Maddie. "Also, if you were going to murder your captain, it would be very stupid to write murder down as your top idea for how to deal with him." "It's on a dry erase board!" Chim protests. So far, all he's written on the board is Ways to Deal with Capt Gerrasshole, and then 1. Murder? below it. "And I put a question mark. So even if I didn't erase it, the jury would never convict. A question mark introduces reasonable doubt." Maddie rolls her eyes with a fond smile. "I assume there would be other evidence." "I would never be so sloppy." "Again, this would be more convincing if you hadn't immediately written murder right at the top of your list." ~ The 118 takes on their new captain.

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