Fics like Harry's Got a Gun (to the tune of Janie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith) by Fallout Boy
Based on this prompt that probably came from Tumblr first, but I found it on Facebook this morning and lost my damn mind. I wrote this whole mess today. I'm sorry. PROMPT: AU where Harry says, “Fuck it,” with his entire childhood trauma-filled chest, takes a fistful of gold to Muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call. Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like, “Mr. Harry Potter Sir sends his regards.”
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